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Commissions + Bounty List

Due to having more ideas than time lately, but still requiring money, I have decided to make a bounty list of sorts for commissions. How it works is that I will put a list of ideas I want to write one day, but have been too backlogged with ongoing ideas to do so. If someone likes the idea, they can commission it from me at a discounted price and I will be able to write it without worrying about my schedule.

First, my commission prices:

Full sized story: 5 dollars

A full sized story is usually 3-5 pages long, 3 pages guaranteed, but no more than 5 and generally completed within a week or two after I begin working on it.

Short story: 3 dollars

A short story is 1-3 pages. One page guaranteed, no more than 3. These are usually done within less than a week after I start it.

Captions: 2 dollars

Provide me with a picture and I will make a less than one page story to go with it. Generally these are done in a day or two after I start, including time to combine the picture with the story. Some restrictions may apply.

Other rules:

No more than two chapters per order. This is to keep me from being overwhelmed by a long list.

Some NSFW content might be sent to my Fur Affinity under the same name to avoid moderator issues.

And please CONTACT ME VIA NOTES. The dA chat system has been notoriously buggy for me, so I cannot even promise that I will see your message if you send it via chat.

The Bounty list is in this journal here.

I have a slightly goofy story idea I want to try writing at some point, but why not get other people involved in it?

Spin the Potion Bottle!

In short, a group gets together and each person brings a bottle with a magic potion in it. They then spin the bottle one at a time. Whoever it lands on has to drink the potion and deal with the results! The "winner" steps out and leaves their bottle for the next spin. This repeats until whoever is left drinks the last bottle.

So here is where the casting call comes in!

You, yes, you reading this! Submit your Original Character, male or female, human or otherwise, along with a description of a magic potion they bring to this game.

What kind of potion? Any kind you can think of! Generic healing? Transformation? Love potion? Nanomachine sludge that turns you into a tree? The sky is the limit!!

A few rules for submitting an OC.

1. They have to be 18 or older.

2. They need to have a visual reference so I can describe them.

3. They need a mouth, or at least a way to intake liquids

4. You have to be okay with something completely random happening to them, be it SFW or otherwise

5. You have to fav this journal too, just so I know you read the rules.

6. I reserve the right to refuse an OC and/or change a potion at my discretion.

7. This will be safe for dA, so try to keep that in mind.

8. The potion bottle has to spin, so keep that shape in mind.

9. No poison, I ain't writing snuff fics.

To submit an OC, try using this template in the comments.

OC name: Leona Oakly

Age: 19

Species: Human

Visual Ref https://www.deviantart.com/leoryff/art/Leona-and-the-Meme-Suit-906137116

Potion: Red liquid in a round bottomed bottle.

Effect: Turns drinker into a shortstack with a large set of buttocks.

It doesn't exactly have to be like that, but this helps get the point across. Entries are open until... Let's say May 4th 2024. If this is interesting, enter today! I might use every OC, I might pick at random! Who knows!?

And it's over! Winner is stalkertube!

I might have made this too easy, but only did it for fun anyway.

A quick contest! Winner gets a free caption of their choice! The way to win is simple. Guess my Favorite Horror Movie.

Hints:

Rural Setting Too Many Sequels Non Human Entity

"Broke into the wrong-"

Only one guess per entrant. Might at more hints as time passes.

The contest is over! The five series were

Outlaw Star

Ginger goes on a treasure hunt. Picks up multiple strays including a cat and someone that only works five minutes a day.

Shantae

Minority worker keeps getting fired. Has to work anyway, even on vacation.

Avatar

Third oldest man in the world has to go roadtripping. Goes from cold to hot to cold to hot again.

Transformers

Group of refugees struggle to blend in. Not all is what it looks like.

Persona 5

Guy wakes up in jail. Has to commit crimes to get out.

The winner, with 4/5 guesses correct is GonadtheBarbarian !

Honorable mention to second place TheFahuzGleaner for being the... only other person to try.

GonadtheBarbarian will receive the prize of either one short fic, a caption, or a freebie from my bounty list.

Thanks for playing!

READ THE RULES PLZ AND THNKS

For my birthday I shall host a contest! I will poorly explain five series I enjoy and you must guess them

One Entry per person!

You can enter your list in the comments, but can only comment once.

Hints will be posted in the coming days if you want to wait.

You can wait till the last hint or take a stab at your best guess, up to you.

Only one guess per series, for a total of five

No posting the entire wiki article of fictional series. That has happened. It was not humorous.

Here are the five series, explained badly.

1 Ginger goes on a treasure hunt. Picks up multiple strays including a cat and someone that only works five minutes a day.

Anime

Sci fi

90s

Magic Gun

2 Minority worker keeps getting fired. Has to work anyway, even on vacation.

Video game

Fantasy

2000s

Dances

3 Third oldest man in the world has to go roadtripping. Goes from cold to hot to cold to hot again.

Western Animation

Fantasy

2000s

Elements

4 Group of refugees struggle to blend in. Not all is what it looks like.

Western animation

Sci Fi

80s

Cars

5 Guy wakes up in jail. Has to commit crimes to get out.

Video game

Fantasy

2010s

Thieves

Hints will be posted in the coming days.

Winner will get either a short fic or a caption of their choice! Or a freebie from my bounty list! (Eventually)

I know I said I had nothing planned for April Fools, but I came up with an idea and wanted to write it down. So, let's play Mad Libs.

Fill out these words

Character 1:

Character 2:

Occupation:

Activity Done at Home:

Once you've filled out those, click on this link and replace the specified words. Ta da! Your own custom fanfic!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fOjF3bCqS7UAzRTpoowmITonTIXoz1XoYAuUMi5lOas/edit?usp=sharing